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1 The one and only... Jokes page! on Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:37 pm


Ok people, on this page you can post all jokes you've heard and found which you find funny, or you think other people will find funny.

Here is a list of joke sites I recommend:

Tell more if you know any!

Ok now for two jokes i've found:
  1. A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Saskatchewan. As the Saskatchewan RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball.

    He replied, ‘Ma’am, Saskatchewan RCMP don’t have balls.’

    There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.

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what does batman say to robinhood before getting into his batmobile?

"get in"

she laughed so bad when she heard it. funny? noo..

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3 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:55 pm

Wtf L.O.L?
I don't see why she laughed so badly at that...

Whatever, here is a joke my Sister told me, although its not really funny I just felt like posting it.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo who?
Why are you crying? I didn't mean to scare you that bad!

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4 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:06 pm


Ok, here's another joke.

BEWARE! This joke is not suitable for small children! Parental advisory!

A kid walks into his parents having sex on a couch. The kid asks “what are you doing?” The parents says “baking a cake”.

The next morning, the kid ask “were you really baking a cake?” The parents says “yeah”

Then the kid says “good because i licked the frosting off the couch”

Source: LOL - Funny 2.0

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5 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:43 pm

Why Guffy throw a butter because he want to see a butterfly ( flying pu pu ) hahahahah lol it isnt funny right? Razz confused confused confused confused confused confused confused

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6 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:52 pm

Yea me 2 its like "What does kajo say when he is going in to his car? Gogogogo ?

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7 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:51 pm

Ok, I'm applying rule number 7 to this topic.

And here's a joke:

A man walks into an ice cream parlor and looks at the menu. He says,”I’ll have a gallon of vannila, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate. The clerk says,”Sorry sir we’re out of chocolate.” The man says ok and looks at the menu again. He says, “I’ll have a quart of vannila, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate.” The clerk says,”Told you, we’re out of chocolate.” “Right i forgot.” He takes another look at the menu and says,”OK i’ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry, and a pint of chocolate.” The clerk shakes his head and says,”Sir how do you spell the ill in vanilla?” “Well I.L.L.” he replies. “How do you spell the straw in strawberry?” “S.T.R.A.W…” “Now, how do you spell the in chocolate?” “Well there ain’t no in chocola-” “THAT’S WHAT IV’E BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YOU! THERE AINT NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!”

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8 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:58 pm

2 jokes now:

  1. An old man came out to smoke his pipe and there was a dog in his back yard. A guy walking by stopped and asked the old man, “Does your dog bite?” The old man replied, “Nope.” So the guy goes over to pet the dog and when he does the dog bites him in the hand and the guy is screaming and moving around and he asks the old man, “I thought you said your dog doesnt bite!?” The old man replied, “Aint my dog.”

  2. I like pie.

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9 Re: The one and only... Jokes page! on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:03 pm

Tony and John were supposed to measure the height of a flagpole which was taller than them. A blonde came by and asks:
"What are you boys doing?" she asked
"We're tryin' to measure the height of the flagpole" said Tony
The blonde takes the flagpole out of the hole, puts it on the ground and measures it with John's ruler.
"2metres and 76cm" she says and walks off...
The two boys stare at her and Tony shakes his head slowly and says:
"Ain't that as dumb as a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length..."

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