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what does batman say to robinhood before getting into his batmobile?

"get in"

she laughed so bad when she heard it. funny? noo..

Wtf L.O.L?
I don't see why she laughed so badly at that...


Whatever, here is a joke my Sister told me, although its not really funny I just felt like posting it.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying? I didn't mean to scare you that bad!

Lol.

Ok, here's another joke.

BEWARE! This joke is not suitable for small children! Parental advisory!







Source: LOL - Funny 2.0

Why Guffy throw a butter because he want to see a butterfly ( flying pu pu ) hahahahah lol it isnt funny right?

Yea me 2 its like "What does kajo say when he is going in to his car? Gogogogo ?

Ok, I'm applying rule number 7 to this topic.

And here's a joke:

A man walks into an ice cream parlor and looks at the menu. He says,”I’ll have a gallon of vannila, a gallon of strawberry, and a gallon of chocolate. The clerk says,”Sorry sir we’re out of chocolate.” The man says ok and looks at the menu again. He says, “I’ll have a quart of vannila, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate.” The clerk says,”Told you, we’re out of chocolate.” “Right i forgot.” He takes another look at the menu and says,”OK i’ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry, and a pint of chocolate.” The clerk shakes his head and says,”Sir how do you spell the ill in vanilla?” “Well I.L.L.” he replies. “How do you spell the straw in strawberry?” “S.T.R.A.W…” “Now, how do you spell the in chocolate?” “Well there ain’t no in chocola-” “THAT’S WHAT IV’E BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YOU! THERE AINT NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!”